Everybody Lurks's Podcast
Welcome to Everybody Lurks — the comedy podcast where nothing stays private for long. Actor Jaleel White and comedian Joseph Vecsey dive headfirst into the chaos of our tech-obsessed world, where every DM, text, voice memo, google search, and out-loud thoughts can and will be used against you.
From stalking your ex to viral screenshots, caught-on-Zoom (pants down) to digital deception—if it lives online, they’ve got something to say! With half-serious takes and a healthy dose of personal baggage, Jaleel and Joseph and their on-screen producer Chloe unpack how social media is ruining communication, one notification at a time.
Welcome to Everybody Lurks — because privacy is dead and we’re here to read the receipts.
Hosted by: @Jaleelwhite & @Josephvecsey1
Produced by: @chlomonsta
Everybody Lurks's Podcast
SMS SMISHING, JOCKS N ROBBERS, & THE HARD LAUNCH
This week on Everybody Lurks: Joseph uses a urinal for the first time (?!), Chloe defends black licorice like it’s a personality trait, and we break down the rise of SMS smishing (aka why your grandma thinks she’s texting USPS). We also get into AirTag stalking, the Joe Burrow “jocks and robbers” saga, and why Raya still feels like a dating app designed by a trust fund kid with a ring light. Spoiler: we’re swiping left on everyone. Including ourselves.
CHAPTERS
00:00:00 - Joseph uses a urinal for the first time
00:05:15 - SMS SMISHING SCAMS
00:18:00 - Apple Air Tags and Tracking your partner
00:35:30 - People with 2nd families & their impressive multitasking capabilities
00:45:00 - Jocks & Robbers
00:50:00 - Joe Burrow and the accidental HARD LAUNCH
00:56:00 - Tagging to make your ex jealous
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EDITED BY: @Skyler.kaplan
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